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Two morals for you guys today.
I write a column on the internets called "Reality Checks". These are different from artists with blogs ranting about [subject] as I'm generally not angry, making terrible faces at my keyboard, or wrong. Some people find this very arrogant of me, and for those that don't know English very well, they find it very conceited of me. However, it's actually very easy to be right all the time. Merely just don't speak unless you know you're right, and you're fine. Sure there's some room for error somewhere, you can't be right all the time. I think. At least, I'm not. But when I write these RCs, I am. ;) I'm always open to people contacting me to discuss any article, [vael] @ [vaelvictus d.o.t com].
So I come to you today discussing angry rants. Man out of all the internet, I hate reading these. I visit an... imageboard... which anyone slightly interested in the internet should know the identity of. Recently the... imageboard... started spawning protests IRL and some bitch was like, "Yeah, they look at CHILD PORN, and DEAD PEOPLE! And now they're SAVING THE DAY? Hah, I see behind your facade.", and so after writing a paragraph or two of ownage, I'm ignored for like two days, as she answers people like "omg totaly ^^ fuck dem KAWAII XD", or "ya well i go 2 dere nd fuck you >:OO;". It wasn't until I called her out on her ignorance that she gave me the bullshit, "We all have our own opinions.", and then I gave her the, "Yeah, but yours are completely backed by nothing, and you're actually scared of going to the website to see what it's even about, and realizing that [popular board people visit] is not the ONLY part of the imageboard." Now I could understand if she read it to herself, and not having enough brains to fight back, would have just said, "You're right." and taken down the blog. But no. She didn't even ignore it, she DELETED it! Personally, whenever I see "comment hidden by owner", I instantly assume the artist I like has no pride at all, and that's a shame. Sometimes if I don't like the artist, I have my own means of annoying them that is literally done in about 5 minutes. Oh but that's just me.
So the moral here is that people who write for the internets at any time should understand their subject completely before posting. If you hide your comments, you are pathetic and I hope you are killed so that you don't raise your kids wrong and let them grow up as worthless tools. And stop swearing all the time, that annoys me so much. I like The Zombie Hunters, some cool zombie comic, but christ they just keep swearing every other word and it's annoying as fuck. Notice I get my points across in these articles without much cussing. Hopefully some people will read this one day and enhance and enrich the content on their websites/blogs/deviantART journals, and the internet will be better as a whole.
YA OK LOL
Now here's the other part. >:( This is where I put on my angry face while I'm typing and shake my right foot a lot.
CARLOS MENCIA
DAVE CHAPELLE
What do these two have in common? Both comedians. Both have a lot of background in comedy. Both, are unfortunatly... racist. And that's sadly all they have going for them. :( See, both really do suck at comedy in general, based on the fact they have to rely on OUR GRACIOUS LORD JAYSUS CHROST (amen!!!) giving them a minority race, so they can have a job. How's this to chew on?
If races did not exist, they would not be stars.
Now I'll give it up to Dave. He did have a funny show. I did enjoy, for the most part, watching him. Unfortunatly, his standup is another story. Horrible. All he does is make fun of black people. Hey, I can do that too! And holy shit, I can use STATISTICS to prove it! Big deal. Both comedians have jokes that are too... pluggy, yeah! There's no difference between saying "a dumb girl" and "a blonde girl" in a blonde joke. Or replacing "black person" with "poor person", come on now. Plug 'em in. Jew, cheap. Spanish, steal. Asian, tiny penisu. (which is apparently very insulting)
May the winds blow at your back, Mencia's just garbage. Horrible. There was this one show (I think I watched like 3, and his previews he does) where there was this white guy who didn't wanna leave the Mexican part of town. That was pretty good. But yeah seriously his show is awful and I hate that whenever I want to watch TV (which is rare, and I only watch the funny things) his stupid commercials are on. I found his standup to be better, especially his earlier and less-racist (but still) comedy.
Moral two. Make up your own material and say it. Don't rely on one subject or else you'll get stale and everyone will hate you. :( You should also try clean humor, because relying on sex/drugs/race/rock'n'roll are just pathetic.
Side note: Folks on TV do not always write their own stuff. I love John Stewart and Steve Colbert, but I could not be fooled into thinking they wrote 100% of their jokes. David Spade on the other hand could get the same writers and be awful 'cuz he's ugly. 3
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