Reality Check
Hello and welcome to the section of the Vael website called "reality checks".
A reality check is an article I have written to give everyone some insight on how to think correctly.
You'll know when you read it. They're ordered by how much I like them.
Note: If you're easily offended, please don't read these. I don't want my babblings costing me jobs, friends, or my future employers my talent.
Devolution
You can understand why it's my favorite article.
Drugs
I don't think anyone would guess what I have to say...
Guns
Because you can't kill a deer yourself these days!
The Power of Words
I call it, "Vaelmantics", ar har har!
Opinions
I use pizza to describe two different types of opinions.
Music
My views on music as a whole. Fans of my music, a must-read.
Vegetarianism
BROCCOLI ROCKS
GOD
Get this - someone who admits he can't prove or disprove the existence of god!
The English Language and You!
I has fun with English.
Piracy
Yarr, I'm a lame attempt at being a pirate.
Apparently How To Live Life
I was reading a comic and felt the urge. Deals a lot with dystopian ideals.
Wikipedia
Most stupid people won't even read my words, but I wanted to write.
Fancy Shmancy College Grads
Because formation is perfection.
Big Bad Atheism
I trample some bookah.
Religion
Religion is a pretty cool guy. Eh passively kills innocents and doesnt afraid of anything.
Global Warming
And a general attack on not being able to see both sides of an argument.
Gay Marriage
Unions shouldn't even exist.
Morality
Because fucking cussing is really god-damn awesome, and fuck those niggers.
Emo - Genre?
It could very well be one day. But probably not.
Mainstream Music
I almost didn't post this because I feel it is sub-par.